His voice is like 999 one-winged vultures, all flapping in unison, while 333 horned frogs croak in protest. My love must sound better to her.

“A brick could be used to make the world safer for our children. Well, not our c…”

“I would have enjoyed “Naked Lunch” that day, but the cafeteria served us all cl…”

“You can have your cake, but you can’t eat it. You have to sit there and watch m…”

“I prefer to let my voice do all the talking for me.”