His voice was so gravelly I could drive a truck on it. And I would have, but I came carrying my bicycle.

“Me and my girlfriend aren’t a good fit. Her clothes are much too small for me.”

“The Builders are building with you in mind, dear citizen, so don’t worry your t…”

“My love is made out of three things: the dawn, the sunrise, and redundancy. I p…”

“Growing up, I went through an awkward stage. It lasted from birth to last Tuesd…”