Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

“There’s always stuff to work on. You’re never there.”

“if you gone come in second, you're just the first loser!”

“No matter how good you get you can always get better, and that's the exciting p…”

“If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?”