Honeyed oatie cakes, lemon oatie cakes, oatie cakes with dried grapes!" moaned Athena, she and her owl both rolling her eyes.
"I've still got sacks fullin my storage rooms," said Artemis. "I give them to my temple priestesses to hand out to people who pray really hard...or not."
"I use them as fish food," said Poseidon.
"Kindling," said Hephaestus. "They burn great on the forge."
"I've sent a million sacks down to Egypt," said Dionysus. "They ran out of bricks for the Pyramids.
Author: Carolyn Hennesy