How can I clearly see what’s wrong with someone else, and then look at myself as though I’m standing in front of a fogged mirror?


“Poison Ivy tastes like an itch when you have it on your tongue, and I’d say tha…”

“What does a man do when he robs a bank? Last week I ran like hell.”

“The Bronze Age was such a third-place era.”

“I’d rather fall in molten lava than fall in love. But I suppose that’s just the…”