How DARE the villainous cads be as clever as the heroes.

“In a dog's world, only three states existed: "now," "in a while," and "forever.…”

“Yeah, and if I have to choose between being eaten by the Endarkened and telling…”

“I think I know why you never married, Sarah.""Well, and I reckoned if I wanted …”

“She just dropped it and ran!!”