How do you get off a non-stop flight?

“I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last t…”

“So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I’m dragging t…”

“You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, a…”

“You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two…”