How far would I go to be friends with someone? Halfway.

“I know she is going on vacation, so I knitted her a sweater. It matches the bat…”

“If you're looking to take a long, beautiful drive through life, you might not w…”

“I’ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in …”

“I need to convince John to convince Jim to convince Jason that I don’t need con…”