How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly.

“Jarod Kintz was born in Salt Lake City to a family of five. One father, and fou…”

“A priest, a politician, and a philosopher walk into a bar, and the bartender st…”

“You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes, like if he’s barefoot or not.”

“I called for backup, but they didn’t put the car in reverse.”