How many supermodels can you fit in a toothpick canister? I don’t know, but I prefer floss.

“If love had four legs and fur, would you try to pet it, chase it, or serve it u…”

“Make your vote count. Be the guy responsible for counting and tallying all the …”

“If I had an orange penis, and an erection, I might take offense at carrot eater…”

“The old me is younger than the me now. Ah, but that’s life, no?”