How to grow up slowly and secretly, not all at once like lunch in a condom, that is the essence of politics. But I don’t vote for dicks.

“Laying on top of me is better than laying on a bed, because a bed doesn’t give …”

“A brick is a mode of transportation, for a bug going nowhere in life.
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“Save money on kids by volume. Deal in bulk and have dozens of kids.”

“With one blanket, you and I could wrap up like a burrito. Yum. And if you want …”