How To Tweeze Your Way To Wealth, by I. Brows

“I own my own shoelaces, but my shoes I rent by the bowling game.”

“I saw you see me like a seesaw, and I knew you were the one to be number two.”

“I’ve decided I like making love on rainy days. Ever since she asked me to wear …”

“The locked door in my house is just a diversion. The real valuable items are ou…”