How will I tell her I didn’t like her ginger snap cookies? Gingerly.

“Her message was short: “Any kids?” So I wrote, “Sure. But it might take me a fe…”

“I tried telling him without telling him, through body language, and I observed …”

“None of us nine with the sixes. That’s the tragedy of love.”

“If love were a glove, I’d wear it on my foot like a goldfish in a silver mine. …”