Humans - a renewable resource.

“It’s my husband. I think— I think he’s a zombie.” I smiled. “Believe it or not,…”

“He's a bully. I love bullies. They have such big, shiny red buttons to push.”

“Now, what does a vampire do with a computer? Keep track of investments? Send e-…”

“I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body.""Well, yeah, that's kind of the definit…”