I added three letters to my resume. No, not MBA or PhD. I added ZXQ, because those are the rarest letters, so my resume has something few others do.

“I had no idea he thought he was funny, tried to be funny, or actually is funny …”

“He was just a kid. He didn’t care. He was like, “I’m getting in my mom’s van an…”

“A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid …”

“The year you were born marks only your entry into the world. Other years where …”