I admire the Stanley Cup. I’ll bet winning it could provide enough clean water for half of Africa (the middle half).

“I think the most heavenly food is fluffy white clouds.”

“A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, so…”

“Making art can be a mystical, spiritual experience. Sort of like golfing on wat…”

“Birthdays are like politicians. I don’t like any of them, but they still keep c…”