I also should have come up with a product description.

“I’ll wipe a booger on your wall, not only to say I was here, but also to say th…”

“Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for …”

“The conversation went like this: Me: Hello? You left your panties over here.
He…”

“A shirt is a dress, if you have short enough legs.”