I always buckle up, even if I’m only walking across the parking lot.

“A brick is what the aliens gave me to communicate with them. It’s easy to opera…”

“If love were a color, it’d be transparent, like all women’s clothing should be.”

“Politics is all about showing you have integrity—and hiding the fact that you r…”

“If you’re in the eye of a hurricane, you may be lulled into believing it’s a pe…”