I always get whiplash when I have sex in the backseat. Boy, I sure wish Grandmother would learn how to drive.

“Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday an…”

“I saw two statues talking to each other. I didn’t hear what they were saying, p…”

“My dream as a boy was to write a coloring book, but the nagging problem was alw…”

“Conspiracy theorists like to claim NASA’s moon landing was faked. Well of cours…”