I always say, 'Books beat boredom,' said Amanda wisely.

“A book, being a physical object, engenders a certain respect that zipping elect…”

“Aggle flabble kabble . . . snurp?”

“The difference between children and adults is that they're shorter - not dumber.”

“I bet your mom would let me." -Pigeon, Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus-”