I always wear my seat belt when I drive a point home.

“You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes, like if he’s barefoot or not.”

“A blanket could be used as a cat. Wait, I have that backwards. A cat could be u…”

“I’ve got a sizeable retirement nest egg. It’s an ostrich egg, and it’s going to…”

“A blanket could be used as a TV screen. How? No—why? Even better—why not? Why n…”