I always wear size 14 boat shoes that are so old they could have been built by Noah.

“I tie my smile like a shoelace.”

“I drew a portrait of an invisible man on a nice canvas, because that's all you …”

“A brick could be used to sell tickets to a new sport called Glurping. If you th…”

“A blanket could be used to communicate with dolphins. Be quiet! I’m trying to t…”