I am a fisherman, a hunter, and a lover. A lover of men, not animals. And by men I mean women.

“The woman of my dreams was tired. The woman of my dreams always lets me sleep i…”

“I want instant coffee at the snap of my fingers that gives me more energy than …”

“If somebody’s a jerk and says something nasty, be a bigger jerk and say somethi…”

“A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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