I am a jealous husband wife, and I feel your pain. All of it, for all of you.

“I’m ambidextrous. I can write just as poorly with either hand.”

“Question for your life: If love covered as much of the earth’s surface as the o…”

“Three people are interviewing for a job. The first thinks his odds are 33.3 per…”

“I watch baseball on TV like my cat watches the window. Somebody open the blinds…”