I am Cloud “Combat” McCloud. Fear my thunder! Love my chicken tenders.

“People who die in Detroit and then go to hell probably think they’re in heaven.…”

“If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?”

“Speed dating is great, because when that bell rings, I drool like Pavlov’s dog.”

“I have a secret secret admirer. Not only is her identity a secret—but so is the…”