I am fun, friendly, and I know how to use the third comma in a list of three distinct items or things. In my book that makes me a better lover, because I wrote it. The book, I wrote the book, so of course I’d make myself a better lover.

“Jarod Kintz was born in Salt Lake City to a family of five. One father, and fou…”

“The world has genetically modified opinions, but mine are organic. Taste them a…”

“A brick could be used as a color in a new line of lipstick, designed to woo the…”

“I work as a husband, but I’m also trying to get employment as a neighbor. Sugar…”