I am honest and enthusiastic, except when I’m lying down.

“A brick could be traded for a soon-to-be abandoned baby. Let’s build a better f…”

“My bedroom is a bit small for my taste. For my taste, I prefer the kitchen.”

“I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough …”

“Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But on…”