I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake in an activity that would render me guilty has not presented itself.

“A brick could be put on the end of a scale, to determine if the other end of th…”

“I’m like Twain, Nietzsche, and Dali in that I have three mustaches. (I have two…”

“I can provide a witness who didn’t see me at the scene of the crime. That witne…”

“Nobody can stop me. But only because I haven’t started yet.”