I am marvelously absurd in my cloudless thought formation.

“I’ve got hair in my mouth, because I replaced my teeth with my cat. This makes …”

“An author named Arthur Arthurson would write about art, love, and road kill in …”

“Yes, life could be better. But it could also be worse. Don’t believe me? Allow …”

“Writer’s block, I just drove around it four times. All my favorite writers live…”