I am my own tornado. Instead of panicking, I run in circles and scream.

“People don’t know I have a checkered past. I used to be a picnic table cloth.”

“Americans wouldn’t be in the economic predicament we’re in, if there were no Am…”

“I keep my fears chained up in the basement, along with a few of my foes.”

“I’d say my writing voice is original, and I don’t think you’ll find another qui…”