I am not adventurous, though I can manage to look at and enjoy sunsets. However, sunrises scare me.

“A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.
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“50 bucks sounds fair to me. Especially since I’m not doing anything to earn it.”

“Today you win, and tomorrow I’ll steal your trophy.”

“I hate the phrase “Shit or get off the pot,” because I rarely cook with feces.”