I am not the monster you think I am. No, I am an entirely different monster. I'm sort of like a mixture between Bigfoot and a shaved beaver.

“My favorite color on canvas is nudity.”

“Both sexes have assholes, and both sexes have nipples. Yet only asshole is a ge…”

“Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But on…”

“I’m an anti model. I’m not posing, I’m imposing.”