I am quite possibly the world's bravest coward. I have never backed down from backing down from a fight.

“A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, …”

“Messages written across the chest of women’s t-shirts are great, because I can …”

“I don’t quite know how to respond to people who say that I dance like my genita…”

“When I go on a drive, I like to listen to “Drive,” by The Cars.”