I am the alligator of love. But I’d make better boots than a lover.

“How many birthdays can you fit in your lifetime? If you answered "All of them,"…”

“If instead of having ten fingers, I had ten combs for fingers, I'd love to meet…”

“Issues need to be addressed. So do boxes of bricks that need to be mailed. Make…”

“A blanket could be used to stop terrorism. Unless that terrorist has a small kn…”