I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago.

“A brick and a blanket could be combined to create a blink. And a half a blink, …”

“I turned my hand over just in time to avoid a slap on the wrist. I was applaude…”

“Backing yourself into a corner is a terrible strategy, in that it leaves you no…”

“I ate Satan, and then shit out a snake.”