I am the assembly line of love. Please take off your shoes before you run on my conveyer belt.

“A preacher’s job is preaching. So how come he gets to work on the day of rest?”

“A brick could be dropped in a toilet to replicate the sound of shitting bricks.…”

“I’ll exhale hot breath into my palm before touching you, because I have cold ha…”

“I have a fear of palindromes. Maybe because the only person to ever beat the he…”