I am the dinosaur of love. Specifically, I am a pterodactyl, and you are my silent “p.” Stay quiet woman!

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“I’m like Casanova meets Henry Ford. My reproduction methods are more like produ…”

“I listen better with earplugs in, so I can see what your body is really saying.”

“At first, the drudgery of mastering your craft is a prison—boring, slow, and wi…”