I am the food of love. And do you know what food that is? Distilled barley.

“The picture is grainy. But that’s to be expected when photographing bread.”

“Inviting the invading army over for dinner, buffet style, is a bad idea. Especi…”

“I don’t know where, but I know how and why. Two out of three out of six ain’t b…”

“A blanket could be used to improve the quality of your trumpet playing. Wrap th…”