I am the go-to guy for to-go boxes.

“A blanket could be twirled in the air, like a new idea in your mind, and then e…”

“I got a small package in the mail today, and I thought it was the midget stripp…”

“My nickname in high school was Catch 22. Not because I was a walking dilemma, b…”

“I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, …”