I am the kid with the dirty red shoes. That’s not dirt, it’s blood.


“Spain is 4/5ths pain and 1/5th S. I drank that fifth, and I loved S.”

“I want to save the environment. I like being green as much as the next Smurf.”

“I always buckle up, even if I’m only walking across the parking lot.”

“I’ll steal the letter X, and replace it with treasure. So sex would then be spe…”