I am the leprechaun I rainbow into being. Buy me a beer, and get to know my inner midget.

“You don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to read the body language that people’s ho…”

“Our romance lasted a few months. I was so deflated the day I lost my air pump a…”

“This world is nothing more than fresh white underwear, and I’m going to leave m…”

“I keep my heart in my hope chest. Other items in there are clothes, towels, sil…”