I am the Love Camel of Llama Land. Come, hop on my hump and let me lead you to water.

“I carry a concealed weapon—high cholesterol. It’s deadly.
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“I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub c…”

“A brick could be used to send a message. The quickest way to send it would be t…”

“If love had two wings and rhymed with “mutter-lie,” could I be your caterpillar…”