I am the man of your dreams. Go back to sleep.

“It’s hard to hear over the racket of gunfire. Politicians want to talk about wa…”

“I carry on about how much you love me, and I carry on my love like it’s carry-o…”

“Twitter: Up to the minute details that are minute. I’d like to update and reaff…”

“On my desk are two things: an unfinished research paper due tomorrow, and a goa…”