I am the orangutan of love. OK, who am I kidding? I’m merely the love monkey.

“Birthdays: without them we'd be immortal. But just because you're not immortal,…”

“The phrase “The cat’s out of the bag” tells that a secret’s been exposed to the…”

“Some wise guys came by my business establishment and tried to offer me neighbor…”

“Bums are called bums because they sit on their ass all day.”