I am the sunrise of sunsets, and I make love like noon at midnight.

“My name is spelled “Spelled,” but it’s pronounced “Pronounced.”

“Why did she want to see me for 15 minutes? I guess because half an hour was twi…”

“The question is not how much work are you willing to put in, but what are you w…”

“When I got married, I could not have chosen a more gorgeous, loving, or perfect…”