I am the Wakeboard of Love, if you catch my drift.

“Ignoring a problem is the same as being ignorant of it.”

“I’ve had the paperwork sitting on my desk for the past nine months, waiting to …”

“The best part about love is it’ll still be around long after I’m dead. That’s a…”

“He’ll think I’ll do it, he’ll act like I’ll do it, and so I will do it. But if …”