I am upset. I have reservations about dinner for two at 8:00. I have reservations about my reservations.

“Thanks to my grandpa, I can go to France and not be visiting Germany. He single…”

“I had a missed call. It’s probably the all you can eat buffet calling to say, “…”

“When I wear my confessional glove it’s super tempting to give myself a velvet h…”

“War is fought over futile and feudal things. War is not about ideology, no matt…”