I am Vigalig the Destroyer. Except during the day, and then I am Gigalig the Giggler.

“I had a dream my house was on fire, and I tried to rescue all the cats—and none…”

“I wear a jockstrap with my gun holster (loaded with fruits and vegetables).”

“You don’t need the Bible to tell you the flesh is weak. Just pinch it and find …”

“I carry your love like a backpack. I only wish your love had a larger cargo cap…”