I am waiting on a trap door, but things might fall through for me.

“A root vegetable went missing. Maybe it will turnip in my next bad pun.”

“If I can just find my wife’s foot under the covers, I know everything will be O…”

“His face is so chiseled and angular that if he stood on the street corner and b…”

“It’s a fact I want to own a factory that makes up facts and figures, and I figu…”