I am who I’ve been pretending to be my whole life.

“I couldn’t steal an idea. Not even if my clone came up with it. But I could ste…”

“I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some ad…”

“I like to use my influence for good, rather than evil. And in this case, the go…”

“You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without r…”